Fw: Jeff Foxworthy comments about Nebraska]

By K on January 26th, 2010

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From: Steve Batie
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Sent: Tuesday, January 19, 2010 8:21 PM
Subject: FW: Jeff Foxworthy comments about Nebraska]

JEFF FOXWORTHY’S COMMENTS ABOUT NEBRASKA
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> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
in Nebraska.
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t
work there, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Nebraska.
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> If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Nebraska.
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> If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the
weekend, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live
in Nebraska.
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> If you have gone from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again,
you live in Nebraska.
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> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Nebraska.
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> If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Nebraska.
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> If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph — you’re going 90 and everybody is
passing you, you live in Nebraska..
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> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you
live in Nebraska.
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> If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you live in Nebraska.
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> If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Nebraska
friends & others, you actually have lived in Nebraska.
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2 Responses to “Fw: Jeff Foxworthy comments about Nebraska]”

1. Mokia says:

   May 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm

   that is stupid
2. Mokia says:

   May 18, 2010 at 6:49 pm

   except i like the fist begining