Fw: Retail Update — Typos in the text
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Sent: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:29 PM
Subject: FW: Retail Update — Typos in the text
If you opened your eyes this morning GOD has given us another day –Be thankful for both of us
From: tbdover@sbcglobal.net
Subject: Fw: FW: Retail Update — Typos in the text
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:49:04 -0600
These kind of got to me!
David
David Overton
V.P. and Director of Business Unit Strategy
Information … Insights … Innovation … for a better JCPenney!
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EVERY DAY MATTERS!
So many folks sent back messages that they loved the “exam” e-mail from yesterday, that I thought would try my luck once again. Next time you find a typo in our text, just remember it probably wasn’t as bad as some of these.
BTW, this is the end of these non-serious e-mails.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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