http://www.letterstokafka.com/my-apologies-k/ Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:08:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.letterstokafka.com/my-apologies-k/comment-page-1/#comment-19 K Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:45:50 +0000 http://www.letterstokafka.com/?p=45#comment-19 Has my transformation already begun, where I've left this body and split into several men, images of myself, all standing beside me for others to see yet I only act as one? The realization that you've become plural is a shocking moment in one's life indeed, almost as shocking as finding out you've live an undiscounted life to this point. What was I missing out on all these years not getting discounts? Here I was, wasting all my precious time greeting people, trying delicately and thoroughly to remember names, be completely genuine with the other person, when I could have used that valuable time patting myself on the back and evangelizing discounts to whomever would be my dime-store whore. Has my transformation already begun, where I’ve left this body and split into several men, images of myself, all standing beside me for others to see yet I only act as one? The realization that you’ve become plural is a shocking moment in one’s life indeed, almost as shocking as finding out you’ve live an undiscounted life to this point. What was I missing out on all these years not getting discounts? Here I was, wasting all my precious time greeting people, trying delicately and thoroughly to remember names, be completely genuine with the other person, when I could have used that valuable time patting myself on the back and evangelizing discounts to whomever would be my dime-store whore.

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